When we hit 500 likes, I'll torture myself with the most vile substance known to humans.

According to V8's website, V8 vegetable juice was invented by W.G. Peacock of Evanston, IL back in 1933, and the Campbell Soup Company acquired the V8 brand later in 1948. It's supposedly filled with great stuff - tomatoes, carrots, celery, beets, parsley, lettuce, watercress, and spinach, meaning this is probably one of the best things you could ever consume.

But also the most disgusting.

This stuff lacks the sugars that fruits contain, making the average person want to spit up any drop with which they come in contact.

At LifeWall, we've made it a general policy to avoid encountering vegetable juice of any sort, due to the insane amount of discomfort the vermin causes.

But for you, I'll do it.

When Lifewall hits 500 likes on Facebook, I'll drink this entire bottle of V8 vegetable juice.

There will be pain, screaming, and probably a few tears involved, but that's the price of loyalty sometimes. 

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